1st Kingdom
The first Kingdom is ruled by Queen Cinderella, and is the oldest and most wealthy of the ten kingdoms. The citizens are snobbish and romantic, falling in love and marrying at alarming rates. Chronic divorces have led to an abundance of wicked step-siblings. This kingdom is conservative, old-fashioned, and the closest to traditional fairy world of princes and princesses. Queen Cinderella is still alive, but barely...
Official Color: Pale Blue
2nd Kingdom
The 2nd Kingdom is a land of wild forests and is overrun by dreaded wolves. It is full of pie makers, cooks, and gingerbread cottages. Queen Riding Hood the Third rules the North, and Gretal the Great rules the South. Civil wars have left the kingdom short of males and dominated by adolescent girls and their grandmothers.
Official Color: Brown
3rd Kingdom
The 3rd Kingdom is ruled by the Trolls and giants. This is the place where Jack originally planted all the beanstalks. The ever-growing beanstalks have sucked all the life from the earth and created a desolate kingdom where nothing grows. The giants live in the clouds and are a dying species due to alcoholism and low fertility. The Trolls rule this barren land at ground level. It is a large, run-down kingdom where a military style government rules. Their complete lack of interest in farming, along with having a small slave population, make the trolls reliant on aggression and thieving to survive. Trols have an obsession with shoes and fine leather.
Military Color: Yellow
4th Kingdom
The 4th Kingdom is where Snow White was born and became Queen. Prince Wendell is the current ruler, although he is still in Snow White's shadow. He is an orphan whose parents were both poisoned by the evil Queen. This Kingdom is located in the center of the lands, bordered by all the other kingdoms and is thus of immense strategic importance.
Official Color: Green
5th Kingdom
The naked Emperor VI reigns over the 5th Kingdom. Excess gluttony, and bombast are rampant. Nudism has run wild and is compulsory in many provinces. The social calendars of the fat and greedy residents are dominated by beer and sausage festivals. Deciet and corruption are common.
Official Color: Purple
6th Kingdom
The 6th Kingdom was once ruled by Queen Rapunzel. The entire population, including Sleeping Beauty, is now asleep under a hundred-year spell that no one can break. The Kingdom is surrounded by a giant thorn wall. Spells, magic traps, and puzzles deter all but the most clever of travelers from entering.
Official Color: Pink
7th Kingdom
Olaf the Elf King is monarch of the 7th Kingdom. This kingdom is entirely invisible except at dawn and dusk. Most elves are sexy, elfin girls and boys with tiny wings. They live by the edge of the great lakes and are semi-magical creatures of darkness and intrigue, neither friendly nor hostile by nature.
Official Color: All the colors of the Rainbow
8th Kingdom
The 8th Kingdom is ruled by the Ice Queen. The land is all snow and ice; full of cruelty, danger, and death. There are fishing towns in the fiords of the South, but is wilder in the North. The people there are isolationists and very hostile to outsiders. They have strong beliefs in animal spirituality and magic. The Ice Queen wishes to rule all nine kingdoms, and this territorys aggressive tactics makes it a threat to political stability.
Officail Color: White
9th Kingdom
Dwarves dominate the 9th Kingdom. It is a whole world of mines and tunnels that run beneath all the other kingdoms. The dwarves are the makers of the magic mirrors and are suspicious of all others. They are the bankers of the nine kingdoms, the only residence above ground being a tiny but very wealthy anking town. They have a grudging alliance with the 4th Kingdom because of their devotion to the late Snow White, who is buried in the caves of Dragon Mountain.
10th Kingdom
All who dwell in any of the nine kingdoms have heard the tales of the mythical 10th Kingdom. The troll children come through the mirror to find themselves in New York, and proclaim the myth to be no more. It is a land of great technology, large citizen pride, and over-population. It is a part of a larger sprawling kingdom known as the United States of America.
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