"But huff puff, a wolf's got to eat, hasn't he? Can't work on an empty stomach."
"I smell dog! Would you believe it? Work and pleasure combined."
"Ohhh, new season's lamb I hope. Young and juicy and frolicking provocatively in the fields, bouncing up and down with soft and fluffy wool--"
"Some little shepherdess not really paying attention to the flock, probably asleep if I know little girls...I'm not going to eat her, not if there's a nice leg of lamb going, I'm not greedy. Well I am greedy, I don't know why I said that. I have a substantial appetite. Born to gorge, that's me!"
"Rare implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror and then bring it out here."
"...just meat, red as a young girl's first bluch."
"This can't be her...she's succulent, wow, what a dreamy, creamy girl."
"Don't worry, the first three hours are the worst."
"There must be some mistake, I do apologize. I was looking for Virginia's grandmother."
"I'm so bad, I can't believe I'm doing this. Still, I suppose you'll look better surrounded by potatoes."
"Oh huff, you're not going to fit in the over are you...not in one piece anyway."
"The guests are up and breakfast's not ready."
"Boy oh boy, you're fantastic! You're picture doesn't do you justice. Wow!"
"You smell great, I've had little teasers of your scent before, Virginia, but in the flesh..."
"...perfumes are not for me. No, I respond favorably to the audacity of a woman who flaunts her own aroma. And you...ohh Virginia, you smell like Sunday lunch."
"Beautiful eyes, beautiful teeth, all the right stuff in all the right places...no doubt about it, I am in love."
"I'm not sure whether I...I...I want to love her or to eat her."
"Well hello! Rescue is at hand!"
"That is what is known as an empty threat."
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